A Good Brain-Teaser?
1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it...
7. If you eat it, you will die!
June 08, 2004
June 01, 2004
Is'nt This Amazing?
The person who formulated this sentence must be a vocabulary wizard.
Read the sentence below carefully. . .
"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness. "
In this sentence the Nth word is N letters long.
e. g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.
The person who formulated this sentence must be a vocabulary wizard.
Read the sentence below carefully. . .
"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness. "
In this sentence the Nth word is N letters long.
e. g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on.
May 13, 2004
Google in the news
Its time to update our dictionaries, to google means to search. Google has been the most competent search engines available on the internet. It was found six years ago by sergey brin and larry page while they were still at Stanford University and today it has become a househod word and a worldwide phenomenon. Google has converted internet into an extremely fast and valuable research tool. You want some thing you got about it here.
The company is going for a public offering, with an intention to get the small invester a look in. The stock offering which is expected to raise as much as $2.7 billion is going to be conducted in an unusual method of online auction called the dutch way, a bid to make its shares more widely available. Morgan stanely and credit suisse First Boston were named as the underwriters for the deal.
The core buisness for google is the way of serach based advertising. This allows companies to purchase ads tied to specific keyword searches. This has been the most lucrative and rapidly growing markets in the technology sector. and some of the other products are froogle( a comparison shopping website), a local search engine, and gmail.
This has been the most anticipated offering since the dot-com bubble burst. The first people who are going to get benifited form the deal are the "the boys" as termed by silicon valley insiders brin and page. A list of the others who stand to be enriched should Google go public seems to prove that the rich get richer.
Its time to update our dictionaries, to google means to search. Google has been the most competent search engines available on the internet. It was found six years ago by sergey brin and larry page while they were still at Stanford University and today it has become a househod word and a worldwide phenomenon. Google has converted internet into an extremely fast and valuable research tool. You want some thing you got about it here.
The company is going for a public offering, with an intention to get the small invester a look in. The stock offering which is expected to raise as much as $2.7 billion is going to be conducted in an unusual method of online auction called the dutch way, a bid to make its shares more widely available. Morgan stanely and credit suisse First Boston were named as the underwriters for the deal.
The core buisness for google is the way of serach based advertising. This allows companies to purchase ads tied to specific keyword searches. This has been the most lucrative and rapidly growing markets in the technology sector. and some of the other products are froogle( a comparison shopping website), a local search engine, and gmail.
This has been the most anticipated offering since the dot-com bubble burst. The first people who are going to get benifited form the deal are the "the boys" as termed by silicon valley insiders brin and page. A list of the others who stand to be enriched should Google go public seems to prove that the rich get richer.
May 10, 2004
May 07, 2004
April 14, 2004
April 02, 2004
Woman's Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, andwallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for somethingexpensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, andwallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for somethingexpensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
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