April 14, 2004


Think a word when added to these gives other proper meaning
"cover" "arm" "wear" . If u can get it mail back to me yanilkr@hotmail.com

April 02, 2004

Woman's Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, andwallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for somethingexpensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead