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Some dialgoues from soft simha reddy (hero balakrishna)
1) etti kottanante, google search lo kooda kanapadakunda potav..
2) orey java reddy, nenu vb chesa, vc chesa, sun chesaa, nee yabba nee .net
kooda chesa.... Nuvvu.. Software vamsam lo ne puttunte.. Neeke ganaka ...
Oka company unte.. Laptop , desktop rendu unte... Raa ra.. Dammunte naaku
interview cheyyara... Ee roju .. Ee joboo , leka nee company no
telipovala... Raa ra
3) gattiga keyboard lo button nokkanante.. Aa sound ke job istav.. Alaandidi
nenu personal ga vacchi interview ivvatam entra...
4)debugging naaku maa amma uggu paalatho pattindi ra.
5) program nuvvu ichina sare, nannu raayamanna sare. Logic nuvvu cheppina
sare nannu alochinchammana sare, eppudayina ekkadaina ecyber center lo nina
sare, nenu program rayagalanu ra.
6) "cant be displayed" ani vacchinantha maatrana kanipinchananukunnava.okka
sari refresh kotti chooda ra roomaalu nikka boduchukuntai.
7)orey , hacker ali khann!!! Thappu naa program lo undhi kaabatti logout
avuthunna, adhey error nee code lo unduntey system crash chesi velley
vaadini.
8) ee softseema lo modhata spam pettindhi maa muttatha, virus puttinchindhi
maa thaata ,hacking chesindi maa tandri, nuvventra naa mouse button
peekedhi.
9) arey coldfusion kukka... Evari company ki vacchavo telusa.. Naa peru
chepithe.. Bill gates kooda java program copy cheyyadam marchipotadu...
10) katthula tho kadu ra code tho champestha.